http://www.videosift.com/video/Why-Homosexuality-Should-Be-Banned

http://www.videosift.com/video/Jerry-the-wiener-dog-needs-no-help-playing-with-his-ball

just a thought, but how about we post our top 5? They were always there on our profile pages, so they should be easy to remember. Anyway, here's my #1:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Barney-Rubble-Slips-One-By-The-Censors

My (former) top 5:

1. Wedding Ring Exchange FAIL (226)

2. Jimmy Kimmel at a Barbershop - Which Obama Jokes Are Racist (212)

3. Shatner Reacts To New Star Trek Trailer (171)

4. Jon Stewart Live Northeastern University - Fuck You Palin (161)

5. Obama Visits Local Field Office - Calls Voters (159)

>> ^jonny:
just a thought, but how about we post our top 5? They were always there on our profile pages, so they should be easy to remember. Anyway, here's my #1:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Barney-Rubble-Slips-One-By-The-Censors


I thought about that, but if everyone does it we might feel a wee bit overloaded, we can always make a new post for the next lot of videos

Ah well .. sorry, you can just vote for the 1st one then ..

^Shh you, you got my original upvotes back I dunno, maybe top 5 would be good. Do whatever people!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Godspeed-You-Black-Emperor-vs-Donald-Ducks-banned-cartoon

*quality

Awarding alien_concept with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by kronosposeidon.

Here's mine:

1. Robot Chicken - Table Be Round feat. Sir Mix-A-Lot

2. Gordon Ramsay on Conan, featuring Norm MacDonald

3. Simpsons - Jimbo Burgers

4. Ricky Gervais - Alternatives to anal sex

5. Whose Line Is It Anyway - Arctic Tern

AC - I was thinking about the overload factor too, so didn't include the other 4. But it's probably manageable, so here they are:

2. I'm Sorry, What I Said Was, How Would You Like To Suck My...
3. How Mind-Boggling Science Will Outlast The Economic Crisis
4. Choose Your Letters Carefully - Countdown Mishap
5. Steve Martin Checks His Messages on The Tonight Show

I think it's kind of futile and a waste of time to participate in a huge circle jerk to get some votes back. As I stated in another thread, maybe we should just label all videos from before 3/11 with BC (before catastrophe) instead of a number of votes. We will never fairly redistribute votes anyway.

According to the google cache heres my top 5 zombie vids:

1. http://www.videosift.com/video/Drama-King

2. http://www.videosift.com/video/Diesel-XXX-Commercial-SFW

3. http://www.videosift.com/video/What-would-a-geeks-kite-look-like-THIS

4. http://www.videosift.com/video/Impossible-to-flip-this-swing-Watch

5. http://www.videosift.com/video/Best-game-ever

Nope. I'm glad it's buried again. My top two were both too lowbrow for my taste. Instead I'll pimp my current #1, which is the anthem for the dawning of the New Sift!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Herb-Alpert-Rise-1979-1

Alright, keep it up guys, make sure to go through as many of other peoples as you can! Also try upvoting comments on this thread if you see fit, we all need as many power points as we can get to promote the fuck out of stuff!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-on-ground-fixes-plane-in-air

http://www.videosift.com/video/Good-Old-Boy-Lawyer-Squabble

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-best-worst-pole-vault-ever

http://www.videosift.com/video/Cabbage-Defense-Weapon-The-Mossberg-590

It's not a circle jerk ya miserable fecker It's just putting the titles out there for the most likely of vids that people would have upvoted rather than going and trying to find them.

there's no way I could decide which are my fav 5, so I just selected these more or less randomly

http://www.videosift.com/video/Wacky-human-inventions-from-1930s
http://www.videosift.com/video/Black-Dynamite-trailer
http://www.videosift.com/video/Geographical-limit-between-Balkan-and-Europe
http://www.videosift.com/video/Terrafolk-Anja-Bukovec-New-Gipsy-Bank
http://www.videosift.com/video/Magnifico-Giv-Mi-Mani

My most popular video:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Why-Predictive-Text-Wont-Let-You-Swear

My personal favorite video I've sifted:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Duck-Amuck-The-Second-Greatest-Cartoon-of-All-Time

Really, though, excellent idea. You deserve a *quality.

alien_concept has already been awarded a star point for this post - ignoring quality request by Fjnbk.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Marble-binary-adding-machine-in-wood

http://www.videosift.com/video/That-was-fast-but-not-fast-enough

http://www.videosift.com/video/Rush-Limbaugh-Computer-Tard

http://love.videosift.com/video/Dolphins-Blowing-Manipulating-Bubble-Rings-in-the-Water

Top 5

Amazing Footage of Iraqi Sandstorm

Einstein the Parrot

ADD Cure

Fatboy Slim Weapons of Choice (Directed by Spike Jonze and Starring Christopher Walken)

Landslide

My top 5 before the siftsplosion (vote tallies as of March 7 according to google cache):

1. http://www.videosift.com/video/Firefly-proves-darn-is-more-badass-than-This-is-Sparta (214)

2. http://www.videosift.com/video/The-WTF-blanket-Snuggie-parody (185)

3. http://www.videosift.com/video/Jean-Luc-Picard-s-response-to-Rick-Warren (184)

4. http://www.videosift.com/video/Obama-apologizes-for-being-a-cockblocker (176)

5. http://www.videosift.com/video/She-USED-to-be-a-lesbian-now-look-at-her (150)


Out of these I would have to choose Jean-Luc Picard as my favourite, since he in only a couple of seconds describes so eloquently how I feel about secularism.

I posted right after the sift disaster. Seemed like a good warning for Dag.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Best-to-test-your-site-backups

Floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee.

http://www.videosift.com/video/11-Punches-In-3-Seconds

I don't remember which order, but these were my top submissions. So, I guess just vote for whichever was your favorite (or all of them!

http://www.videosift.com/video/ABC-News-Investigates-Sarah-Palins-Book-Censorship
http://www.videosift.com/video/Burning-Methane-From-Frozen-Lake
http://www.videosift.com/video/Superbowl-Porn-Accident
http://www.videosift.com/video/CNN-Fact-Slaps-McCainPalin
http://www.videosift.com/video/ABC-News-Investigates-Sarah-Palins-Book-Censorship

I never like those 5 videos being my top ones. But anyways, here is a list of top videos from people that are no longer active (or as active as before) and are great videosifters

plastiquemonkey

http://www.videosift.com/video/stephen-colbert-swallows-a-banana-and-totally-loses-it

http://www.videosift.com/video/how-she-gets-to-look-that-beautiful

http://www.videosift.com/video/kevin-spacey-is-really-really-good-at-impressions

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Monty-Hall-Problem

http://www.videosift.com/video/the-middle-east-its-not-a-crisis-its-an-opportunity

mlx
http://www.videosift.com/video/This-commercial-will-blow-you-away

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Making-of-the-Shining-pts-1-4-by-Vivian-Kubrick

http://www.videosift.com/video/Johnny-Cash-Hurt-1

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Pale-Blue-Dot-by-Carl-Sagan-Excerpt-read-by-the-Author

http://www.videosift.com/video/White-Stripes-Icky-Thump

benjee
http://www.videosift.com/video/South-Park-Ms-Garrison-explains-Evolution

http://www.videosift.com/video/IBM-Powers-Of-Ten-amazing-9-minute-science-video

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Secret-Life-Of-Brian-Monty-Pythonreligion-documentary

http://www.videosift.com/video/Why-We-Fight-BBC-Storyville-US-war-machine-documentary

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Fog-of-War-11-Lessons-From-The-Life-Of-Robert-McNamara


nickyp
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bill-Hicks-on-dinosaurs

http://www.videosift.com/video/Peter-Bjorn-John-Young-Folks

http://www.videosift.com/video/LCD-Soundsystem-Tribulations

http://www.videosift.com/video/Portishead-All-Mine

http://www.videosift.com/video/Thou-Shalt-always-Kill-dan-le-sac-VS-scroobius-pip

gluonium
http://brain.videosift.com/video/Aluminum-boat-floats-on-nothing

http://brain.videosift.com/video/Quick-Science-Sift-8rapid-vaporization-of-cryogenic-liquid

http://brain.videosift.com/video/Quick-Science-Sift-14-Time-dilation-is-a-real-phenomenon

http://brain.videosift.com/video/What-NOT-to-do-with-metal-objects-and-MRI-machines-10s

http://brain.videosift.com/video/Mmmmmm-64-slices-of-American-cheese

this was my number 1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Wesley-Clark-VERY-interesting-criticism-of-John-McCain

but id much rather this get more votes
http://www.videosift.com/video/Milton-Glaser-on-design

yoooou be the judge!

Here are my top 5:

1) http://www.videosift.com/video/Letterman-Busts-McCain-for-Lying
2)http://www.videosift.com/video/Moe-Takes-a-Lie-Detector-Test
3)http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Office-exemplifies-Nerd-Torture
4)http://www.videosift.com/video/Governator-We-will-maybe-undo-Prop-8
5)http://www.videosift.com/video/Saturday-Morning-Watchmen

My nr. 1: http://www.videosift.com/video/QI-Unfortunate-URLs

The one I would like to be my nr. 1: http://www.videosift.com/video/Improvisation-101-with-Bob-Dylan

btw, check out this playlist: http://www.videosift.com/playlists/rasch187/All-things-Bob-Dylan

Oh, so much good stuff in this thread. My man-bits are all giddy.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Youdiejoe-s-vid-of-the-2009-SoCal-siftup issy's purrfect face can turn any man into votes.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Do-you-know-who-I-am which was completely robbed from karaidl's rotting corpse.

http://www.videosift.com/video/I-for-one-welcome-our-new-insect-overlords was high for a long time, I think it was edged out when youdiejoe's video moved in.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Nice-nice was my number 1 for the longest time. Nice.

I can't remember what was my last top 5, so here's a real tearjerker for the end
http://www.videosift.com/video/Chet-Atkins-I-Still-Cant-Say-Goodbye-Live-1987

http://www.videosift.com/video/Speeding-ticket-thats-nothing-Watch-what-happens-next

My #2: http://www.videosift.com/video/Dogs-greeting-their-owner-returning-after-14-months-in-Iraq

I think this was in my top 5 too:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Cat-in-A-Hat-This-Cat-IS-a-Hat

1. Star Trek Orgasms
2. Scientology VS Chaser's Free Gullibility Test
3. British MP smacks down US Senator in hearing (5/17/05)
4. Fox "News" parody - it's funny cause it's true
5. The truth about Barack Obama - FoxNews too dumb to research

fuck you, AC, I'll *quality you even if you don't like it!

alien_concept has already been awarded a star point for this post - ignoring quality request by rasch187.

schmawy can't hide from his past - here's his former #1:

http://www.videosift.com/video/69-Mustang-Parking-Lot-Hijinx

heh heh.


mauz - awesome list from long gone users.

1. http://www.videosift.com/video/George-Carlin-Ten-Commandments
2. http://www.videosift.com/video/Hadoken

http://www.videosift.com/video/im-learning-lymphatic-breast-massage-this-week

1. http://www.videosift.com/video/If-the-other-party-wins-according-to-both-Repubs-and-Dems
2. http://www.videosift.com/video/Dog-barks-invents-projectile-water-farts-in-the-process
3. http://www.videosift.com/video/John-Cleese-explains-the-offside-rule-in-soccer
4. http://www.videosift.com/video/Meteor-lights-up-the-west-Canadian-sky
5. http://www.videosift.com/video/Soccer-throw-in-Frontflip-faceball

I'll post my most important one instead of top, it was #2 anyway.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Cops-say-legalize-drugs-ask-them-why

A couple of details on why it's important.

We're the most imprisoned nation in the world, bar none. That's per capita and in raw terms. Bottom drop down menu allows a view of either.

http://www.kcl.ac.uk/depsta/law/research/icps/worldbrief/wpb_stats.php

We haven't saved any lives, death rates for cocaine have climbed by 7 times with a similar climb in heroin.

http://www.briancbennett.com/charts/death/cdc/opiates-yr.htm
http://www.briancbennett.com/charts/death/cdc/cocaine-yr.htm

We didn't drive prices up, they fell at the street level range in particular.

http://www.briancbennett.com/charts/fed-data/heroin-prices.htm
http://www.briancbennett.com/charts/fed-data/cocaine-prices.htm

And we didn't reduce purity, purity is several times higher in heroin than it was when we started which likely contributes to the climb in death rates. Cocaine is up in the small amount street level range too, but not as much.

http://www.briancbennett.com/charts/fed-data/heroin-purity.htm
http://www.briancbennett.com/charts/fed-data/cocaine-purity.htm

The thread isn't about making them more available, it's about regulation and control guided by trial study, an alternative to what's now known to be failed and damaging policy. It could use some votes, or some thought at least. Used to have 62 in balance after the single downvote it had. Sorry for the long note but it's hard to say why it's important without the info and I honestly don't care about any of the others. Late edit to fix a link.

i'll happily let y'all re-decide what you thought my 5 best were.

rather post a link to your best sifts instead.

http://love.videosift.com/video/Black-Mesa-Source-Trailer was mine

Here were mine:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bill-OReillys-Producer
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sony-Releases-New-Stupid-Piece-Of-Shit-That-Doesn-t-Work
http://www.videosift.com/video/Zero-Punctuation-Review-Guitar-Hero-III
http://www.videosift.com/video/Zero-Punctuation-Review-The-Orange-Box
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bush-Waves-to-His-Fans

http://www.videosift.com/video/Samsung-Attempt-To-Trump-iPhoneCheck-Out-Packaging

http://www.videosift.com/video/Zero-Punctuation-STALKER-Clear-Sky

http://www.videosift.com/video/Zero-Punctuation-Little-Big-Planet

http://www.videosift.com/video/Zero-Punctuation-EVE-Online

http://www.videosift.com/video/Christianity-In-A-Nutshell-1

hehe - this is correct, it appears to have been fixed - siftbot voted 193 times on samsung!

#1 http://www.videosift.com/video/Jimmy-Kimmel-Im-Fking-Ben-Affleck

#2 http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Real-Voice-of-Darth-Vader

#3 http://www.videosift.com/video/Show-off-boxer-gets-knocked-outHILARIOUS

#4 http://www.videosift.com/video/Dumbass-of-the-Day

#5 http://www.videosift.com/video/Crowd-Chants-Fck-FOX-News-live-on-FOX-News

#6 http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Special-Highbrow-Video-For-Choggie

My tops are:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bill-Gates-cant-make-a-million-this-fast

http://www.videosift.com/video/Hrmph (what would we do without the internet?)

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-Mercury-Causes-Neurodegeneration-Brain-Damage

http://www.videosift.com/video/What-if-there-were-no-stop-signs

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Seas-of-Plastic

1. http://www.videosift.com/video/The-ultimate-Mentos-commercial-parody
2. http://www.videosift.com/video/What-should-be-done-to-tailgaters
3. http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Pineapple-shaped-Dildo
4. http://www.videosift.com/video/Baby-Red-Panda-toddling-along

Sorry for the late post, I've gone through and revoted for all my favorite vids from everybody's posts here.